Some jokes from our students:

What is the longest word in the dictionary?
The word smiles because there is a mile between each s.

What is black and white, white and black and black and white?
A zebra caught in a revolving door.

Why did the cook get arrested?
He beat an egg.

Kid: Miss would you yell at me for something I didn't do?
Miss: No, why do you ask?
Kid: Phew because I didn't do my homework.

What did the cook give his wife for their anniversary?
A fourteen carrot onion ring.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows moo not who.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?
Close the door I'm dressing.

Cowboy: Why did you buy that dachshund?
City guy: I heard someone say get a long little doggy.

Actress: Have you seen me on stage?
Fan: On and off.
Actress: How did you like me?
Fan: Off.

How many ears has Mr. Spock got?
Three, the left ear the right ear and the final frontier.
by Paul Gannon